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[It's everyone's favorite TV porn star again - at least this time she's not in the bedroom? Though... considering she's standing among shelves of pornographic DVDs and Sex Toys, this hardly seems like an improvement. Wearing her Help! Pied Piper outfit, she's wielding an appropriate sci-fi ray gun - though any keen observer will note that instead of a normal prop, it's definitely got other functions...]

Hello, everyone, I hope you watched my new movie last Saturday! Today though, I'm here to tell you about something a little more hands-on that you can enjoy... I'm here now at the new Croix du Sud with Manager Larxene, to show off the wide variety of products available.

[She pulls that trigger on her "gun" and, to no one's surprise, it starts vibrating. Perhaps more surprising is how it lights up as she points it over at her co-host.]

Date: 2014-04-08 12:15 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] 12voltbattery
kasjhdkas

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[Her co-host greets the camera with smile and an outfit that's at least as much of a cheesecake show as her new partner's getup. And while it's hard to make out, she clearly has something big strapped to her back judging from the lights emitting from it.]

From old favorites to new experiences, we offer everything Elena has to offer this island...

Whatever squabbles they may have had last month about Elena signing away her likeness rights were evidently a thing of the past as the Native Nymph's arm brushed against her partner's before she took the staff off from her back, matching Elena's gunslinger post with something more fitting for a magical girl. Suffice it to say that the were both going to hate this once the curse wore off.]

Along with whatever you need to make your experience optimal.

[And like clockwork, as she says this her staff lights up as it leans towards her partner, and now that the tip of the staff is in clear view for the camera's lens it's quite clear that it isn't just a prop for show either.]

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There you go, a followup introduction, a theme for a character she can pretend to be and a super embarrassing getup, set of lines and "toy." We'll just assume that it's a mahou shoujo staff with a phallic tip or...something idk.

Can you work with this? Do you like it? Think it needs improvement before you continue/finish the scene?
Edited Date: 2014-04-08 12:16 am (UTC)

Date: 2014-04-08 03:40 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] 12voltbattery
OOC: Yes, I feel like we can end it here. I briefly thought that maaaybe she should just say "I'll be giving out autographs", but they're both porn stars, so whatevs. I would maybe add a OOC note at the end inviting characters to jump into action post if they want with either or both of them, but that's it. Do whatever modifications you feel are necessary to make it flow well and we're set. Thank you for your work on this!

Date: 2014-04-09 07:13 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] 12voltbattery
why would I get more responses people actually like you!!

ANYWAY YEAH SURE I can try. I'll post it...today maybe... I feel rotten this morning, but I'll do my best. Just give me a date for it and we're set.

Date: 2014-04-09 08:37 am (UTC)
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When will you be around today? Like, home and able to reply so that I don't post it while you're off to a charity drive for the international Rimmers Rights festival or something else that may chew up time from your RP schedule?

Date: 2014-04-09 07:36 pm (UTC)
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/outs you

Reply here when you're back home and I'll start putting everything together. :3

Date: 2014-04-10 12:25 am (UTC)
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[It's everyone's favorite TV porn star again - at least this time she's not in the bedroom. Though... considering the fact that she's standing among shelves of pornographic DVDs and Sex Toys, this hardly seems like an improvement. Wearing her Help! Pied Piper outfit, she's wielding an appropriate sci-fi ray gun - though any keen observer will note that instead of a normal prop, it's definitely got other functions...]

Hello, everyone, I hope you watched my new movie last Saturday! Today though, I'm here to tell you about something a little more hands-on that you can enjoy... I'm here now at the new Croix du Sud with Manager Larxene, to show off the wide variety of products available.

[She pulls that trigger on her "gun" and, to no one's surprise, it starts vibrating. Perhaps more surprising is how it lights up as she points it over at her co-host, who then greets the camera with a smile and an outfit that's at least as much of a cheesecake show as her new partner's getup. And to make matter worse (?) she clearly has long, pink staff strapped to her back.]

From old favorites to new experiences, we bring you everything Elena has to offer this island, its Goddess and her people...

[Whatever squabbles they may have had last month about Elena signing away her likeness rights were evidently dead and buried as the Native Nymph's arm brushed against her partner's before she took the staff off from her back, countering Elena's gunslinger pose with something more fitting for a magical girl.

Suffice it to say that they were both going to hate this once the curse wears off.
]

Along with whatever you need to make your experience optimal.

[And like clockwork, as she says this her staff lights up as she leans towards her partner, and now that the tip of the staff is in clear view for the camera's lens it's quite clear that it isn't just a regular prop either.]

And, if you come down today, we're giving out autographs and hands-on demonstrations for anyone who wants to watch - or participate.

[She gives the vibrating gun a kiss and winks at the camera before they continue with the act that they clearly rehearsed for this gig.]

It's definitely not something you want to miss.
It's definitely not something you want to miss.

[And with the pair each blowing one last kiss into the camera in unison, the transmission is cut.]

[OOC: It probably doesn't even need to be mentioned that they're both cursed to hell and back and that they'll at least spend another week embracing past mistakes as success stories, so why not make the most out of it while it lasts? Action posts available and encouraged for anyone that wants to show up on the spot for their little promotion.]

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Slightly edited version for better cohesion, slightly modified ending so that it seems more like a dumb add, color coding. Good? (Y/N)
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